your full of crap. if you dont have a body your not a person and cant talk.
"MasterBlaster" <Nobody's.Home@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
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> "me" wrote
>
> You cant even escape organized begging in the newsgroups
>
>> "Laszlo Kovacs" wrote
>> Please donate to help five needy families during this holiday season!
>
> My name is Billy Evans. I am a very sick little boy.
>
> My mother is typing this for me, because I can't. She is crying.
> The reason she is so sad is because I'm so sick. I was born
> without a body. It doesn't hurt, except when I try to breathe.
> The doctors gave me an artificial body. It is a burlap bag
> filled with leaves. The doctors said that was the best they
> could do on account of us having no money or insurance. I would
> like to have a body transplant, but we need more money.
>
> Mommy doesn't work because she said nobody hires crying people.
> I said, "Don't cry Mommy," and she hugged my burlap bag. Mommy
> always gives me hugs, even though she's allergic to burlap and
> it makes her sneeze and chafes her real bad.
>
> I hope you will help me. You can help me if you forward this
> email to everyone you know. Forward it to people you don't know
> too. Dr. Johansen said that for every person you forward this
> email to, Bill Gates will team up with AOL and send a nickel
> to NASA. With that funding, NASA will collect prayers from school
> children all over America and have the astronauts take them up
> into space so that the angels can hear them better.
>
> Then they will come back to Earth and go to the Pope, and he
> will take up a collection in church and send all the money to
> the doctors. The doctors could help me get better then maybe
> one day I will be able to play baseball. Right now I can only
> be third base. Every time you forward this letter the astronauts
> can take more prayers to the angels and my dream will be closer
> to coming true. Please help me.
>
> Mommy is so sad, and I want a body. I don't want my leaves to
> rot before I turn 10. If you don't forward this email, that's
> okay. Mommy says you're a mean and heartless bastard who doesn't
> care about a poor little boy with only a head. She says that
> if you don't stew in the raw pit of your own guilt-ridden stomach,
> she hopes you die a long slow, horrible death and then burn forever
> in hell. What kind of cruel person are you that you can't take
> five freaking minutes to forward this to all your friends so
> that they can feel guilt and shame about ignoring a poor, bodiless
> nine-year-old boy?
>
> Please help me. I try to be happy, but it's hard. I wish I
> had a kitty. I wish I could hold a kitty. I wish I could hold
> a kitty that wouldn't chew on me and try to bury it's turds in
> the leaves of my burlap body. I wish that very much.
>
> Thank You, Billy "Smiles" Evans
>
> P.S. You can send money to the person who sent you this because
> that person is very trustworthy.
>
>
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