"Paul Hovnanian P.E." <paul@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote in
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> We removed the phone ourselves and found an old piece of broken sheet
> rock in the garage (left over from some other project). We screwed the
> AT&T phone onto the sheet rock, with about 10' of old telco wire still
> attached. My dad brought it to the AT&T service center, plunked it down
> on the counter and the service rep didn't say a word.
>
>
When I dumped Comcrap Broadband, I bought a 99c 1200 baud modem from the
thrift shop whos case was the same color as the real cable modem I rented
from them. I took it out on the concrete and put a big hammer to it,
beating it into unrecognizable pieces. I swept the pieces into an old
paper bag, the worst looking one I could find.
At the Comcrap office's service desk, I dumped the pieces out in front of
them and said, "Here's your ****y modem on your ****y cable internet
service."...the pieces going everywhere off onto the floor.
The look on their faces?.......PRICELESS.
After leaving, I got their modem out of the car and took it back in,
having achieved my objectives....(c;
Try it...feels GREAT after you've been lied to all that time.....(c;
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