>
> Sitre also doesn't pay the fifty cents to buy a newspaper, because he
can
> read quality news at The Onion.com for free. And he won't pay for
Internet,
> since he can walk down to his local public library and use the Internet
for
> free (he walks because walking doesn't cost, unlike the cost of a car
and
> fuel).
>
> ---
Actually, Sitre puts his entire paycheck in his mouth.
Fat ****.
